You know you are addicted to the Internet when:

• you find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor
• you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one
• you start introducing yourself as John @ Internet.com
• your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
• all of your friends have an @ in their names
• you can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem.
• your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
• you laugh at people with 2400 modems.
• you move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape
• you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading
• you tell the cab driver you live at http:/123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
• you turn on the computer and turn off your spouse
• you start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
• your spouse makes a new rule: "the computer cannot come to bed"
• you ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode
• your spouse says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
• you begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
• your dog has its own home page.